Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML

by thecarisfine / 03/14/2015 at 12:27am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

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  • He knew. He was trying to take the attention away from you so you wouldn't be embarrassed.

    #7 - On 03/14/2015 at 6:59pm by khorstmye

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  • Own up to it. If he takes it bad, maybe not a choice for you. Considering everyone has to fart sometimes, he should understand that it happens. Shouldn't be a big deal.

    #10 - On 03/14/2015 at 7:07pm by cutycat136

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