Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML
by Anonymous / 02/25/2015 at 5:33am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Unless you got the cute officer's number you deserve it!
#1 - On 02/25/2015 at 11:27am by tygerarmy
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How do you pop a pimple while you're driving? You deserve it
#10 - On 02/25/2015 at 11:30am by hailzz_96
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