Today, some popped-collar wearing shitbird tried to pick me up with the line, "You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck?" FML
by Anonymous / 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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"Sorry, in life, I had standards. In death, you still don't meet them."
#14 - On 02/21/2015 at 2:14am by Tarlachia
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Shitbird is my new favourite word. Thank you.
#5 - On 02/21/2015 at 2:08am by nofreeusernames
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