Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2015 at 10:25pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
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Unsalted saltine crackers will become your best friend. Keep a pack in your purse for when your tummy gets upset. Or if the morning sickness stays really bad, there is dr. Prescribed pills that can help:) good luck and congrats!
#1 - On 02/16/2015 at 6:16am by makkarari
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I can't imagine how embarrassed I'd be if I threw up on someone, but I'm sure your kid will think it's a hilarious story when s/he is older.
#10 - On 02/16/2015 at 6:31am by PerditaDessa
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