Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2015 at 9:43pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
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At least he wasn't busy selling 1.2 million dollars worth of meth.
#3 - On 02/14/2015 at 5:22pm by newyorkcityguy
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Congratulations on your baby girl.
#2 - On 02/14/2015 at 5:21pm by Mossygirl357
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