Today, my husband fell asleep while cuddling. I didn't want to wake him, so I lay there for ages, trying to fall asleep. Just as I finally dozed off, my leg uncontrollably jerked and hit him in the nuts. He's convinced I did it deliberately as revenge for an argument we had 5 days ago. FML

by Innocence / 02/13/2015 at 12:33pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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  • A man remembers an argument? That's a first.

    #7 - On 02/14/2015 at 2:15am by Jasim

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  • I just hate it when I get the uncontrollable urge to bag someone in the boys

    #2 - On 02/14/2015 at 2:06am by ihartmytdi

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