Health, Food, Gross and Miscellaneous: Extra chunky

Extra chunky

By goodbyediet - 30/01/2015 11:00 - United Kingdom - Accrington

Today, I bought a small tub of coconut pieces in a bid to eat healthier snacks at work. I noticed that the chunks were a bit slimy, but thought nothing of it and kept eating. It wasn't until I reached the final few pieces that I noticed a huge black slug crawling across the bottom of the tub. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 18:36 - United States - Milford

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By somechick - 09/12/2009 05:25 - Canada

Today, I was eating a bag of almonds I got from the bulk food store, picking off what I thought was stringy remnants of their shells. When I finally got down to the bottom of the bag, I found a silk worm circling around the last almond left of a bag of about 200. FML

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By brownieswillneverbethesame - 04/09/2011 06:18 - United States

Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML

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By Sarah-grace - 17/05/2016 22:20 - United States - Benton

Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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Social anxiety

By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 06:00

Today, I was eating at my aunt's place with all my cousins and the salad had little green and alive bugs. I didn't want to cause attention, so I tried to pick some off and just kept eating. FML

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No brainer

By Spongebob Garypants - 26/05/2016 02:05 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I went into my kitchen after placing a line of salt across the floor in front of the back door the night before to ward off slugs that keep getting in, only to find 12 idiotic slugs dead and shrivelled up, leaving a horrible gooey mess. I don't know why I expected any intelligence from them. FML

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By Ryuuchild666 - 01/10/2018 13:30

Today, I bought a 3 lb bag of pears. The first two bites were delicious! The third bite revealed a worm and its thousands of eggs. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

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giantsfan2010 23

Friday 30 January 2015 18:16

*barfs*

paigexox0 37

Friday 30 January 2015 18:18

Wtf i think it being slimy should have told you something was very off

Comments

giantsfan2010 23

Friday 30 January 2015 18:16

*barfs*

WhoopteDo 26

Saturday 31 January 2015 18:20

normally one word comments are stupid. this one however was perfect, well played.

CrassKal 27

Saturday 31 January 2015 21:31

I'm just going to say it, you might want to get yourself checked out. Mollusks like slugs and snails can carry deadly parasites if you ingest them.

Philintheblankz 14

Friday 30 January 2015 18:17

Extra protein!

Gunny20 25

Friday 30 January 2015 18:18

That's nasty, but still healthy.

badmandilon 19

Friday 30 January 2015 19:54

It wanted to eat healthy too. Can't blame it.

Gunny20 25

Friday 30 January 2015 19:58

Well, A+ for effort.

Sagedrop 10

Monday 2 February 2015 4:12

Slimy and yet satisfying.

LusciousLovebug 6

Tuesday 3 February 2015 5:26

Actually, not healthy. Slugs can carry deadly parasites if ingested. Considering it obviously touched everything this person ate, they need to see a Dr.