Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

by downinthedumps / 01/12/2015 at 9:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

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  • If you had clown makeup on I guarantee some people would have had heart attacks.

    #1 - On 01/13/2015 at 4:24am by Mightyrif

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  • I hope you went home and took and nice shower. Bathroom floors are nasty.

    #3 - On 01/13/2015 at 4:25am by may14th

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