Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML
by rimenrezon / 01/06/2015 at 9:10am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
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Buying a new welcome mat is easier than replacing everything they would have stolen.
#2 - On 01/06/2015 at 12:29pm by aclark2523
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Were they drunk?
#1 - On 01/06/2015 at 12:27pm by Vahex
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