Merry Christmas, I guess…

By anon - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Irwin

Today, a very drunk woman at the family Christmas party told me she felt terrible that I didn't have a mother who cared about me. She's my mother. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 113
You deserved it 2 568

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Greenteamextreme 16

Don't worry... My mother called me George yesterday. She was sober aswell and thats not the first time she's forgotten my name and bloody gone with Goerge. I'm a damned woman mother. You should know this!

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omgitsmoe 26
hamrtym 15

Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life son.

Greenteamextreme 16

Don't worry... My mother called me George yesterday. She was sober aswell and thats not the first time she's forgotten my name and bloody gone with Goerge. I'm a damned woman mother. You should know this!

Why did this remind me of Harry Potter? "Sorry George, dear." "Only joking, I am Fred."

Greenteamextreme 16

My grandma forgot my little cousins name once. she called him his brothers, sisters, my older cousins name, and then my name. I was standing right next to her.

If it makes it any better, George, George is also used for women. Rarely, but is still used.

I'm sure she cares. At least she's not the type of parent to get drunk, strip down and embarrass you

I like how there's an actual type of parent for that.

Don't look now momma has got her boobs out.

At least your parent has to be drunk to do that. Some of us have sober parents with no problem doing any of this.

Cheer up OP, if she remembers in the morning, she'll probably feel bad.

People blabber when they are drunk. Don't be harsh on yourself and your mom by taking those words seriously. Anyways love is expressed in actions, not in words.

People blabber when they're drunk but a lot of truth comes with drunken blabber