Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

by Anonymous / 12/20/2014 at 9:41am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

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  • Maybe it ran upstairs before you saw it in the bedroom

    #5 - On 12/20/2014 at 5:52pm by Joshery

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  • Only valid action is to hide under the sheets. Nothing can get you there. :P

    But seriously, I'd call the cops. You can never be too careful!

    #6 - On 12/20/2014 at 5:52pm by MzZombicidal

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