Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
by Anonymous / 12/14/2014 at 2:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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What a bitch.
#1 - On 12/14/2014 at 8:44am by MichaelDeSanta
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Don't invite her to the next event you host because the sound her lips and vocal chords make are embarrassing.
#6 - On 12/14/2014 at 8:52am by Attacksloth
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