Today, my mom texted me and asked what I was up to. In response, I joked, "Dancing on the dining room table, waving dad's Calvin Klein's in the air, and shooting bullets into her bedroom floor." Not only did the cops show up, but now I'm grounded for two weeks for being, "deceptively believable." FML

by #goodbyelife / 12/08/2014 at 7:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • Is your mum a total fucktard?

    #2 - On 12/09/2014 at 5:33am by your_ma

    See in context

  • not sure who to blame here, well your mom lol. she's ether really gullible or just crazy... I'm sure it was all fixed quickly. now you have a story to tell at future parties! :)

    #1 - On 12/09/2014 at 5:33am by lovelyvampire

    See in context