Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML
by Anonymous / 12/08/2014 at 6:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
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I had 8ft tall Christmas tree thrown at me by my mother a few days ago while she's screaming "mother fucking Christmas chEEEEEAAAAARRRR" so I feel your pain.
#2 - On 12/09/2014 at 3:52am by bedforddanesss
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The Bourne Ultimatum: Christmas Edition
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