Today, I bought a Santa hat. After wearing the hat for a few hours, I noticed a strange lump near the tip of it. I stuck my hand inside to dig out the mysterious object. It was a dead cockroach. FML

by Anonymous / 11/29/2014 at 11:44pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

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