Today, my friend asked me to order take out for him because he gets nervous on phones. I called a chinese restaurant, only to get nervous and hang up. FML
by phonebaby / 11/17/2014 at 8:04pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Make sure your text complies with our rules
You guys are never gonna get anything done
#1 - On 11/18/2014 at 5:18am by stryder9090
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Looks like he mind-fucked you, subconsciously.
#2 - On 11/18/2014 at 5:18am by Striker_Jr
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