Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML

by no / 11/16/2014 at 9:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • So your dad's issue with you is that he caused your mom to give birth to you? Alrighty then, that's a thing.

    Hope your back gets better soon OP.

    #1 - On 11/17/2014 at 8:26am by wvni

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  • This FML just makes me sad :(

    #3 - On 11/17/2014 at 8:29am by MzZombicidal

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