Today, I got a new roommate. I thought he was pretty cool until he mentioned how everything around us was a conspiracy. Then he asked if I knew how to make a bomb. FML
by NoToBombs / 11/07/2014 at 10:51am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
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Every time he says something, look from side to side and whisper "shhh, they might be listening".
#3 - On 11/08/2014 at 6:12am by darwinism
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#1 - On 11/08/2014 at 6:10am by sarah5745
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