Today, I was dressed as a single girl. I wore pajama pants, hoodie with no bra, and carried a plate of pizza around. But it wasn't my costume, I just had nowhere to go for Halloween. FML
by 4evalone / 11/01/2014 at 1:59am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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Pizza > boyfriend.
#2 - On 11/01/2014 at 10:55am by movaa
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Well at least you had a realistic costume!
#1 - On 11/01/2014 at 10:53am by Ieri
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