Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML
by iliveformystery / 10/31/2014 at 11:56am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
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Yarrr, there be no dental plan in a pirates life. Ya lilly livered scum.
#1 - On 10/31/2014 at 7:55pm by Wizardo
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Time to start brushing?
#2 - On 10/31/2014 at 7:55pm by JMichael
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