Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML

by bottombarrel / 10/28/2014 at 10:07am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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