By pasquale - 20/09/2014 06:54 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 036
You deserved it 5 629

Same thing different taste

Top comments

dimerneckel 22

Her emotions were all scrambled up!

It could have been worse. You could have came home 5 months late, and she hits you with a chicken.

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dimerneckel 22

Her emotions were all scrambled up!

The mom's probably menopausal or in other terms she has rotten eggs.

Or egg-er management xD Anyone? No, okay...

sweetnsourrr 11

#49 I don't know why I laughed at your comment. XD

I feel like any time someone uses the phrase "anyone? no? okay" they lose their credibility, and what once could have seemed funny is now just something to question and dislike

titandesu 14

sounds like she got over eggcited

Well you know egg whites are supposed to make your hair shiny and smooth so...

You got yourself a free hair treatment.

littleteapot 21

OP you should be thanking her. Don't be ungrateful.

op must be mad cause the egg got thrown on his face instead

So she decided to waste food in her temper tantrum? I hope you didn't get egg in your eye.