Today, I got up at 4.30am, like I do every morning, and got ready for work. Just as I was about to walk out the door, my flatmate jumped me and beat the snot out of me thinking I was a burglar. Because apparently burglars shower, make toast and clean up before stealing all your shit. FML

by makeyourselfathome / 09/17/2014 at 8:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

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  • You'd think that they'd recognize you as they were punching you in the face.

    #2 - On 09/17/2014 at 2:06pm by cjwayy

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  • Can't blame him. He must have thought you to be one of those burglars who like to make a clean getaway.

    #5 - On 09/17/2014 at 2:11pm by sarkaar

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