Today, I was going to put some Italian dressing on my salad when I noticed that the oil and vinegar weren't mixed. After putting the cap back on, I shook as hard as I could. The cap came flying off and I showered myself in the dressing. FML

by imamess / 09/15/2014 at 5:37pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

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  • Instead of shaking as hard as you could, you should have put that strength into tightening the cap lol.

    #1 - On 09/16/2014 at 3:39am by countryb_cth

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  • it's not the first thing you showered yourself in after shaking it hard.

    #3 - On 09/16/2014 at 3:41am by Phooey

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