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Today, my roommate asked for my opinion of her new painting. The same painting I hand-painted for over ten hours. She apparently thought it was a gift. She won't give it back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39263) - you deserved it (3267)

On 09/04/2014 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Can't you just take it back? And lock your room...

#1 - On 09/04/2014 at 9:32am by Arwen_Evenstar

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Yell "This is Sparta" then kick her in the chest and take it back.

#3 - On 09/04/2014 at 9:32am by Earths_Venus

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