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Today, my husband asked our tax professional if we could file my profession as "Expert Dream Murderer." I'm a guidance counselor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37150) - you deserved it (5108)

On 09/03/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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The truth hurts sometimes.

#1 - On 09/03/2014 at 4:47pm by ironhead

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All throughout middle and high school, my guidance counselors told me I would never be a vet tech, I wasn't smart enough, and "oh well my son thought he wanted to be one too and then he got bit by a dog so you'll change your mind!"
Now that I'm in vet tech school I want nothing more than to revisit them and shove it in their face. Tell me I can't do something, and I'll show you I can.

#9 - On 09/03/2014 at 4:55pm by wannabesinger

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