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Today, I saw someone purposely drive into someone's garbage can with their car. Trying to be nice, I stopped and started to pick it up. As I did, the owner came out of his house and chased me away with a knife. FML


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On 09/02/2014 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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Well that the last time I try to help someone with their trash.

#1 - On 09/02/2014 at 4:51pm by Starshadow

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When you're a member of the FML community, no good deed goes unpunished.

#3 - On 09/02/2014 at 4:52pm by PerditaDessa

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