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Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML

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On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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You poor Bastard

#1 - On 08/30/2014 at 1:25pm by LegalLoitering

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Wow well that's unfortunate. at least you bring laughter to the world. haha

#2 - On 08/30/2014 at 1:25pm by uniformed

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