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Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly at the last of it, looked up smiling and said "thanks". The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35127) - you deserved it (9998)

On 08/15/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Did he offer you a tip? Such as letting you know that you should consider wearing a bib perhaps.

#1 - On 08/15/2014 at 5:23pm by Xquisite1

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You just had to have that last drop.

#2 - On 08/15/2014 at 5:23pm by chelsearenaeee

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