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Today, I dyed a friend's hair dark brown. She assured me I didn't need gloves as the dye would wash off. It didn't. My shift as a server is in an hour and it looks like I've been working in a tire shop my whole life. Goodbye tips, hello angry customers not wanting me anywhere near their food. FML

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But why wouldn't you wear gloves anyhow? Everybody knows those chemicals are pretty strong, and yes, stain whatever they touch

#3 - On 07/28/2014 at 12:13pm by mcrepas

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Serve them food, look them straight in the eye and calmly say, "I have the rot!"

#4 - On 07/28/2014 at 12:14pm by matdun101

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