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Today, my husband decided to play a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML
He should have made them into a song. That's the only acceptable way to listen to such noises.
Destroy it before it hits youtube...if it's not too late.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 30 November 2015