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Today, my husband decided to play a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML
He should have made them into a song. That's the only acceptable way to listen to such noises.
Destroy it before it hits youtube...if it's not too late.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016