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Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44381) - you deserved it (4500)

On 07/27/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by Yeppets (woman) - United States

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You should've yelled "My mom is a judgmental bitch!"

#4 - On 07/27/2014 at 5:21pm by kingkevin2001

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Don't you love it when moms think their children are failures

#3 - On 07/27/2014 at 5:21pm by briggsopposed

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