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Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47883) - you deserved it (4089)

On 07/25/2014 at 4:19pm - misc - by asshalf15 (man) - United States (California)

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I would go and see if there was video surveillance to prove it was an accident

#8 - On 07/25/2014 at 11:09pm by explosivepeach

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Isn't it innocent until proven guilty, not the other way around?

#10 - On 07/25/2014 at 11:13pm by askullnamedbilly

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