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Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41583) - you deserved it (21398)

On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

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Well atleast he didn't hurt you. Hope the robber gets caught OP

#1 - On 07/24/2014 at 4:35pm by colton_colton

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That really sucks. I wouldn't really say you deserve it, considering the robber could have been violent if they noticed you were awake, but how could you feel comfortable enough to fall back asleep?

#3 - On 07/24/2014 at 4:36pm by ChawanKiti

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