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Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML

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Rice needs a loving home too, you know. You're a good person for adopting it from your local grocery store.

#1 - On 07/16/2014 at 12:51pm by Welshite

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Lack of heat, softness, a heartbeat aside, your mistake is understandable OP. Cats do share a number of genes with rice (as do we). I often wonder why my dog does not respond when I call it, and then I laugh when I realise I have been talking to my eggplant. Fun times.

#15 - On 07/16/2014 at 1:02pm by darwinism

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