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Today, my wooden floor gave me a splinter on the bottom of my foot. I don't have the flexibility nor the eyesight to find it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36536) - you deserved it (6214)

On 07/14/2014 at 5:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Hopefully, it'll pop out on its own. Sorry about that.

#2 - On 07/14/2014 at 1:47pm by brmsnipes

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I'd be calling my mom lol

#6 - On 07/14/2014 at 1:48pm by JMor52

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