Today, my wooden floor gave me a splinter on the bottom of my foot. I don't have the flexibility nor the eyesight to find it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38794) - you deserved it (6685)
On 07/14/2014 at 5:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be…
anona also deserved itToday, I complained to the train company online. I filled in information and added…
Hopefully, it'll pop out on its own. Sorry about that.
#2 - On 07/14/2014 at 1:47pm by brmsnipes
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+63 | 8
I'd be calling my mom lol
#6 - On 07/14/2014 at 1:48pm by JMor52
+56 | 7
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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