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Today, I was stuck on a campus tour with my subtly racist mother who, in an attempt to seem open-minded, deemed it appropriate to refer to our black tour guide as "Sistah". FML


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On 07/10/2014 at 11:32pm - misc - by look how totally not racist I am! - United States (California)

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Hopefully people won't assume you're a racist just because your mother is.

#1 - On 07/11/2014 at 5:47am by Crofty92

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Lol the worst part is you look racist by proxy now. just say she's off her meds and hope for the best.

#3 - On 07/11/2014 at 5:48am by sdroze1389

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