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Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49237) - you deserved it (5499)

On 07/06/2014 at 4:27pm - misc - by ILOVELEDZEPPELIN - United States (Rhode Island)

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I'm sorry, no one deserves that, but maybe she had a bad connection or something. I hope so.

#1 - On 07/06/2014 at 6:40pm by rs31831

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Your Mother is cold. Cold as ice

#2 - On 07/06/2014 at 6:40pm by Tobiaspe

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