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Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML

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On 07/04/2014 at 5:30pm - misc - by fleatitting fame (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

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wow, apparently y'all don't know what the word mastectomy means. Guy basically said she has no tits, jeez. How's that a compliment?

#10 - On 07/04/2014 at 11:21pm by CoffeeChickBlows

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At least you're being compared to angelina jolie somehow op lol!

#5 - On 07/04/2014 at 11:18pm by mljones03

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