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Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43127) - you deserved it (7868)

On 07/03/2014 at 1:53pm - misc - by blood buddies - United States (Massachusetts)

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At least he now knows when he has to take his chance to ask you out, and when not to ;)

#1 - On 07/03/2014 at 5:50pm by ItsAUnicorn

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Bloody timing!

#2 - On 07/03/2014 at 5:52pm by alexcr344

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