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Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25529) - you deserved it (37690)

On 06/30/2014 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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So you left that poor guy high and dry? Well, maybe not dry...

#2 - On 06/30/2014 at 6:49pm by thomcmoore

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you couldve just asked him if he picked yours up on accident..

#5 - On 06/30/2014 at 6:52pm by Killz268

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