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Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML


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On 05/20/2014 at 1:27pm - misc - by Q - United States

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It's official: he's a complete bastard.

#2 - On 05/20/2014 at 7:33pm by Welshite

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But breastfeeding provides nourishment, whereas pissing in front of everyone provides dirty looks and makes you a recipient for a potential ass-kicking....

#3 - On 05/20/2014 at 7:35pm by VengeanceChicken

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