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Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37044) - you deserved it (3325)

On 08/09/2013 at 6:13pm - misc - by WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1! (woman) - United States

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I have a friend who thinks she's a vampire. She said "believe it or not, we actually sparkle"
I almost died laughing.

#3 - On 08/09/2013 at 8:55pm by erikav9669

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What did I just read?

#2 - On 08/09/2013 at 8:54pm by Adm_Twigs

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