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Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML
I have a friend who thinks she's a vampire. She said "believe it or not, we actually sparkle"
I almost died laughing.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015