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Today, my car got rear ended by a driver with an "I brake for squirrels" bumper sticker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19539) - you deserved it (1356)

On 03/05/2013 at 6:00pm - misc - by MoonBunny - United States (Florida)

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They are animal lovers, not human lovers.

#1 - On 03/06/2013 at 2:46am by BRLHP

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Clearly, a Moon Bunny is not a squirrel. Just because he has compassion for squirrels doesn't mean he won't aim to crush other woodland creatures.

#4 - On 03/06/2013 at 2:48am by perdix

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