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Today, I needed to get a hair cut, so my boyfriend recommended I see his mother, who is a trained and licensed hairdresser. Despite the fact that she hates me, I thought she would be mature and do it nice. She butchered my hair like a toddler does their Barbie, and insists that it "suits me". FML
Never trust a rival. Especially with sharp weapons near your jugular vein.
"It DOES suit you! A shitty haircut for a shitty girlfriend!"Methinks the mom isn't a fan of yours, OP.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.