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Man or woman?

Today, one of the girls who has made it her job to ruin my life cornered me in the hallway at school. She tried to insult me, and for the first time in my life I had a scathing comeback. My elation quickly ended when she violently shoved my face into the water fountain. FML

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Kick her ass.

#1 - On 12/13/2012 at 5:36am by wuffman

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This is unacceptable behavior from her side. Go talk to a teacher, or even better: your principal. This has to stop.

#2 - On 12/13/2012 at 5:36am by Grimnirwher9

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