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Today, I was snooping around in my parents' closet to see what I would get for Christmas, when I came across a UPS package. It was the video game I ordered off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressed to me. They told me it had never arrived and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21674) - you deserved it (2996)

On 12/08/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Take it and pretend they did nothing, then complain that they didn't get you anything for Christmas

#1 - On 12/08/2012 at 6:15am by Samster2000

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On one hand, I want to say YDI for snooping around because it's rude to go through someone else's private things. On the other hand, your parents are cheapskates and liars. If you paid for the package yourself then take it out and tell them, "Hey, it arrived after all!"

#4 - On 12/08/2012 at 6:22am by MiloBear

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