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Today, this really big woman asked me for some cigarettes. I didn't have any, which made her angry. Angry enough to pick me up, stuff me in a dumpster, and sit on the lid. I still smell like garbage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26330) - you deserved it (2016)

On 11/28/2012 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Take a shower and go to the police.

#3 - On 11/29/2012 at 2:15am by loloalltheway

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That's pretty intense

#1 - On 11/29/2012 at 2:14am by windfuelsfire

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