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Today, a few of my friends and I went laser tagging. I had been smart enough to wear black since I know white glows in the dark. Unfortunately, the dandruff glowing in my hair gave me away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19393) - you deserved it (7977)

On 11/27/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by tarlyo2012 - Canada (Ontario)

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And that's why I choose head and shoulders.

#1 - On 11/27/2012 at 6:05am by Redtick

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That's quite a cool party trick...

#3 - On 11/27/2012 at 6:09am by bubina

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