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Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11480) - you deserved it (21480)

On 11/19/2012 at 9:04pm - misc - by karmaquestionmark (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Did you explain all of this to your mom? Well guess now if cops ever search your house you'll have no reason to be arrested. Have fun living the legal life.

#1 - On 11/20/2012 at 2:44am by noelykins1

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What's with parents giving away their kid's items without the common decency to check with them first?

#6 - On 11/20/2012 at 2:48am by Enslaved

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